cat's bachelorette party revealed

disclaimer: please prepare yourself for some really embarrassing pictures, and an overall abundance of excess picture taking.

good, now that we got that out of the way, let's get into the good stuff!
we get to st. louis to celebrate cat's remaining time as a single bachelorette before she marries the man of her dreams, curt, or mister yurtface as i prefer to call him.

saturday morning, we headed to the four seasons and had some amazing spa treatments.  i had a massage and it was so relaxing.
so you can get familiar with the girls: top row: l-r: lizzie, maggie, mary jane, jamie, jayme, meghan  bottom: alex, cat
funny story #1:  so alex and i were relaxing at the spa when lizzie came out of the bathroom and said "i think i was allergic to a nut" and her face was SO swollen, her lips were hitch sized, and she could barely speak.  so me, being the freakout i am, went sprinting to the front desk, yelling for benadryl.  long long story short, a super nice employee went and found some benadryl and lizzie's throat began working again and all things were okay.  it wasn't funny when i thought i was going to have to epi pen her, but thankfully it's real funny now.

saturday afternoon, we went shopping where i proudly did a touch of damage but found a dress that i die for.  literally, i die. you'll have to wait and see.  buaha, evil laugh.

saturday night.  DUN! DUN! DUN!
lizzie, meghan, cat, alex, me. 

all the bridesmaids.  meghan, lizzie, jamie, cat, maggie, alex, me.  jamie and maggie are cats sisters, by the way. glad we got that established.

yours truly, liz, alex. besties4l.

the eigel gals.  can you tell which one is the mama?

cat and meghan
we went to this place called modesto, which was a tapas restaurant and it was so delicious!!  i love love tapas and wish louisville had something like that!  yum!

true love blue 

oh right!  did i mention we had a limo?  with a driver named randy.
funny story #2:  we were in the limo on the way to wild country (yup, i'm serious) and i casually said "i gotta pee" ... the next thing we know, we are going over the rubble on the side of the highway and the door immediately opens with randy standing there with a roll of toilet paper and so gentlemanly escorts us to do our business on the side of the highway. 
i have pictures but since i respect the privacy of the brides toosh, i have decided not to include them.  however, if you'd like to see, email me and i'd gladly email them to everyone in the world.  i'm a nice friend like that. thank you.

yup. mary jane. cats madre. 

does your best friend do that? mine does!

funny story #3-17: i bought the cards in the upper left corner which are games to play while at the bar.  and by games, i clearly mean dares. they included, and pictures to go with them: get a guy to show you his hairy chest (done!), get a guys autograph (done!...and apparently he's related to anheuser busch...), take a blow job shot (done!), take a drink from between a guys thighs (done!), take a picture of a urinal (done!), and tons more that i didn't get pictures of.  quite hilarious though.  if you're a part of a bachelorette party anytime soon, these are a must have!

oh right.  who does wear a thong on the outside of their jeans??

and since it's only appropriate to end such a post with something well, appropriate, here ya go.  superbowl sunday was spent relaxing with friends, drinking wine (not sure how i managed that), and watching commercials the game. i heart aaron.

so there ya have it?  are you still reading? huh? are you? good, great, grand!

how was your weekend?? and sorry that i'm a slacker and just getting to this on tuesday... this weekend kicked my butt!



Kerr said...

I am dying that your limo driver pulled over and had toilet paper for you to pee on the side of the road!!! too funny. looks like a very sucessfull bachlorette party.

Natasha said...

this looks like SO much fun!!!! what a great celebration for your friend

CCH said...

haha this is great girl! I actually laughed out loud in my little cubicle. love that your from Kentucky by the way... I went to Alabama..roll tide! :)

Jenny B said...

So whens YOUR bachelor party?? Yeah, I said 'bachelor'.... you know I dont do anything with 'ette' at the end. VEGAS!

stevenjared0853 said...

Wonderful party photos! I am sure it was a fantastic bash that everyone enjoyed. All activities seem great. I’ll definitely follow some of the ideas in my bachelorette party that I would be hosting on next weekend at the local Venues in San Francisco.

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