once upon a time, there was a girl that lived in kentucky and had blonde hair.
over the course of threeish years, she became great friends with two girls
that both lived in atlanta and both had brown hair.
we shall call this first girl, ohhhh, i don't know... kentucky blonde? yes, we'll go with that.
so one day, kentucky blonde's little sister, whom we shall call "spam" moved to atlanta and slowly but surely, kentucky blonde saw all the stars aligning and before long,
yes, kentucky blonde and these other two fine ladies, that i will randomly call choose to be happy and run with me had an incredible evening full of looking deep into each others eyes, drinking, restaurant hopping, and soaking up the pure beauty of
internet dating friendships through the art of blogging.
i've been blogging for almost five years (whhhaaat!) and i will proudly acknowledge that the friendships i've created with so many other bloggers are the weirdest/most normal friendships of my entire life, regardless of the fact that we don't "see" each other whenever we want. it will never make sense to anyone that doesn't blog and quite honestly, i'd be sad if it did make sense because it shouldn't.
however, i'll also admit that if i were catfished by either one of them while i was anxiously waiting for their arrivals on that beautiful evening of two successful blind dates, my hopes and dreams would've been shattered. my heart raced a little quicker when an old man would walk within 50 yards of my table or if any teenage girl looked in my direction. i briefly imagined nev jumping out of the drum set that sat in front of me for the live band, and yes, i even envisioned my i-was-stood-up-because-i-wasnt-what-they-expected-loser-self leaving the well-lit, public area we designated as our meeting place with my tail between my legs and mascara running down my blogger-approved outfit.
on the contrary ... i can confirm that chelsea and ashley are even more beautiful (if you could even imagine!) in person than on any instagram newsfeed.
i also drank this concoction while i was in atlanta. we were in love.
who is your dream blogger date?